Songs of the Century
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[edit] Introduction
Songs of the Century is a regular feature of songs about certain Grifball players and anything Grifball related made by Malest Muffin and Gibbley Giblets, but recently some other people have been bored enough to write their own Song's of the Century including Disgruntled Pig and The Fishcake.
[edit] Oh Xilvy
Now, you all know Xilv has stepped down as commissioner so we decided to start it all off with a memorial song dedicated to the man himself!
In the tune of Oh Mar-gie, you came and you found me a turkey. (Can't remember the real song's name lol)
Ohhh Xilvy...... You came and commissioned the UK-ay, while Gingerlink was, at Un-ay.
You came and you stop all the fighting, and took us under one flag ohhh Xilvy.
Then came Tick with his Grif Nations cu-up, that split us back... oohhhh Xilvy.
Shredding guitar solo while Xilv flags are let loose (just like his raging mad-hood)
But Xilvy, the league didn't go how you planned it, 'cause some northener tried to disband it. We came and we stood right besi-ide you, as we weathered the storm ohh Xilvy. So its come that you've thrown in the towl, the hate proved to much oohh Xilvy.
Colin's Gorilla drum solo, while flocks of doves are released that eat the audience
Why Xilvy, now you've gone and left us in total darkness, whats that nibbling my knee, oh Xilvy? Holy shit its the doves and they're hungry, now they've moved up my leg, oh Xilvy. Hey thats my liver your ea-ting you bastards, stop them Xilv with your awesome mind powers.
Lead singer falls dead while hungry dove takes mic
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This has been brought to you by Gibbley Giblets and Malest Muffin, as a testament to Xilv's reign of terror , plus the inevitable attack from the skies! Ka-kar! Squak! Ka-kar! Squak!
- Alas poor Xilv, we knew ye well. - Book of Armaments, Chapter 12, Verse 17
Ka-kar! Squak! Ka-kar! Squak!
HUMAN BLOOD!
This song was brought to you by Malest Muffin and Gibbley Giblets.
[edit] The Ultimate Gametype
Now, most of you have heard the song "The Ultimate Showdown. And this is a re-make of that legendary song! [1]
Verse 1
Old Ticklishterra was jumping around, The Grifball court like a big playground, When suddenly Strangler burst from the Reich, And stuck Ticklishterra with a ‘nade full of spikes, Ticklishterra got pissed and began to attack, But didn’t expect to be blocked by Zarthack, Who proceeded to open up a tub of Zar Fu, When Yoda MC came from outta the blue, And he beat up Zarthak with a Warthog wheel, Then they both got splattered by the Xilv-mobile, But before Xilv could flee to Lincolnshire, Gibbley Giblets crawled from his evil lair, And stole a bazooka from Xilv’s Puma, And blew Strangler away with a big Kaboom-a, But he ran out of rockets, And he drove away, ‘coz Sir Jimmmy had come to save the day.
Chorus
This is the ultimate game type, Of all the double exp, Red team Blue team 9 explosions Throughout the Community, And only one team can win, I hope it’s Sarge’s Angels, This is the ultimate game type, Of all the double exp.
Verse 2
Ticklishterra took a bite out of Sir Jimmy, Like forum admins take a bite out of spammers, Then Zarthak came back covered in Puma track, But Praetorian jumped out and stabbed him in the back, And Strangler was injured and being aided by Ward, When Gibbley Giblets came back with his Energy Sword, But suddenly someone grabbed his leg and he tripped, Demolition Elmo took him out with his whip, Then he saw Ticklishterra sneaking up from behind, And he reached for his shotty which he just couldn’t find, ‘Coz Strangler stole it and he shot and he missed, And Praetorian deflected it with his fist, And he jumped in the air and did a flowers launch, While Gibbley Giblets tried to self boost, Onto Sir Jimmy but they collided in the air, Then they both got raped by Tudor’s stare,
Chorus 2
This is the ultimate game type, Of all the double exp, Red team Blue team 9 explosions Throughout the Community, And only one team can win, I hope it’s Sarge’s Angels, This is the ultimate game type, Of all the double exp.
Verse 3
The Saints sang out, In heavenly Sink, Down from the forums, Decended Gingerlink, Who deliverd a Ban, That could implode MJ’s nose, Into the face, Of Demolition Elmo, Who fell off Blood Gulch Cliff, Wishing he didn’t play games, As Strangler changed, Into James, But Link saw through, This clever deceit, And he crushed Strangler’s heart, Beneath his modded feet.
Crazy Bit
Then Teaguey the Green and Muffin the white, And Grifballs of Steel’s Doctorknight, And RandybobAndy, and Trunk Munkeey, and Phoenixmaster and Dr Kentucky, Trampy Boy, Fr33style Pie, Wolly Wompa and Kinross, Mikey JJ, Big Bad Chief, The entire team Power Rangers, Tenstonio, JSG Headtime, Aatar, Jaytr, Fereak and Carkito, They spawned out of nowhere lightning fast, And they killed Gingerlink and his Admin Ass, It was the bloodiest battle that Bungie ever saw, With team-mates looking on in total awe, The fight raged on for an hour or so, Many lives were lost but there you go, Soon the champion stood, The voice over was impressed, No one stirred but the Awesomeness
Chorus 3
This is the ultimate game type, Of all the double exp, Red team Blue team 9 explosions Throughout the Community, And only one team can win, I hope it’s Sarge’s Angels, This is the ultimate game type! This is the ultimate game type, This is the ultimate game type! This is the ultimate game type, This is the ultimate game type, Of all the double exp!
This song was brought to you by Gibbley Giblets and Teaguey222.
[edit] The Beast of SA
Now this time we want to give Ticklishterra some recognition (and maybe a THEME SONG!). So Tick, sit back and relax, this is in the tune to "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" [2]
Hem Hem
Now this is the story all about Tick, And how he made the SA pick. He impressed us all from his very first day, So how did he become the beast of a team called SA?
Instrumental
In Brokeback Bums, Spawned and played, On the Grifball court, Is where he made most of his plays.
Killin' all, Bonkin', Launchin' some fools, And playing some Gball cause' he was cool.
When a couple of guys, Who were on his own team, Started gettin' bitchy, And started to scream.
He got spawn betrayed once, And thought that was gay, He thought:, "I'll move to that crazy team called SA".
Instrumental
He called for the Cappin', And when we got back, We arranged a try out, Testin' me ASAP.
If anything he could say, This team was strange, But he thought: "no forget it", "I need a good change".
Instrumental
He was, Thrown in the deep end to play JSG, He picked up a score, And he plussed on K/D.
He looked at his team, He was finally OK, Time to prowl in his cage, As the beast of SA!
Thank you for taking the time to read this, as always feedback is welcomed. We love you TICK! Check back soon for more Grifball related songs.
This song was brougth to you by Malest Muffin and Gibbley Giblets.
[edit] MLG Idiot
This song is about the Halo 3 gametype MLG, this is just a parody so please, we dont want anyone to take this song to offence!
This song is to the tune of Green Day: American Idiot [3]
Don’t wanna be an MLG idiot
Don’t want them wrecking Halo 3
And can you hear the sound of a sniper spree?
You know what I think? Fuck MLG
Welcome to a new kind of failure All across the idiot playlist If you miss once you are goin down
They've got some kind of defect, Rozzy’s the only pro that I respect The others are OK, I guess
Well maybe I’m the faggot MLG But as you guessed I think your all nooby You can keep fuckin Walshy The only opinion I care for is Stoshy
Welcome to a new kind of failure All across the idiot playlist If you miss once you are goin down
They’ve got some kind of defect, Rozzy’s the only pro that I respect The others are OK, I guess
Don’t wanna be an MLG idiot, One league who can’t use an AR Just 4 shottin with the BR It’s goin out to N2 the neighbour
Welcome to a new kind of failure All across the idiot playlist If you miss once you are goin down
They’ve got some kind of defect, Rozzy’s the only pro that I respect The others are OK, I guess
This song was brought to you by The Fishcake.
[edit] Sir Jimmy
As always, criticism is welcome and I hope you enjoy it. This song is dedicated to the man on top of the pile Sir Jimmy. Oh well, I've had your time for too long, please enjoy to the tune of Greenday's St. Jimmy [4]
Sir Jimmy's come on down to commish the UK,
He's our new top man 'coz Xilv refused to stay.
Now the pressures on,
That TFF are gone,
Now he's changed teams to TA, TATC!
His name is Jimmy, just wait you'll hear him shout, Self-admitted cheese lord, that's what he's all about. King of the UK groups and here to represent, The voice of Admins from the establishment.
He's the Hybrid man of the disputing, With a strict-ass stance and some awesome forum powers.
Forfeit teams come and then he cuts the free, He's the son of a bomb and a lump of bree, Raised on the court with a suit and sword, The result of a chemical plant exploded by Telford.
He's the Hybrid man of the disputing, With a strict-ass stance and some awesome forum powers.
His name is Sir Jimmy he's one of the guys, And the one who died but then did rise. He's a bladed assassin mutilating red team, On the court of the summer league.
He'd really like to kick back but there's too much on, So stop bitchin' and let him get on with it. Come into our groups, And shoot some G-hoops, He's the Grifball martyr of the Community.
I'm serious, and curious, get off his back! He's Sir Jimmy and he'll kill you!
So leave him alone!
This song was brought to you by Gibbley Giblets.
[edit] Just a Game
This song is a parody of "Just a Day" by Feeder [5]
Spawning on the court, with my sword again. Feel my head explode from another plaaaaant. Another failed stop. Don’t wanna wiff, don’t wanna miss Gotta get my feet back on the ground Before I plant the bomb
How come I launched just like this. And who’s gunna sword me before I come on down To grab the bomb again
Spawned by myself Spawning on the court, with my sword again. Cause I don't wanna beat you down cause the lag, cause you're a friend I blame myself Feel my head explode from another plant I guess you call this Grifball now, Grifball now!
On the defence now with my hammer out Looking at the court, prepared to swing But then it all came down Gotta rise above all these spawn kills Gotta kill these guys around my spawn Pull my team around
How come I launched just like this. And who's gunna sword me before I come on down To grab the bomb again
Spawned by myself Spawning on the court, with my sword again. Cause I don't wanna beat you down cause the lag, cause you're a friend I blame myself Feel my head explode from another plant I guess you call this Grifball now, Grifball now!
Spawned by myself… Cause I don't wanna beat you down, steal your host… Cause you're a friend I blame myself… I guess you call this Grifball now, Grifball now! It’s such a game!
Spawned by myself Spawning on the court, with my sword again. Cause I don't wanna beat you down cause the lag, cause you're a friend I blame myself Feel my head explode from another plant I guess you call this Grifball now, Grifball now! I love this game!
Spawned by myself Spawning on the court, with my sword again. Cause I don't wanna beat you down cause the lag, cause you're a friend I blame myself Feel my head explode from another plant I guess you call this Grifball now, Grifball now!
This song was brought to you by Disgruntled Pig.
[edit] Grifball Rhapsody
This song is a great parody of Queen's legendary song "Bohemian Rhapsody"! [6]
Is this a real thing? Is host just fantasy? Caught in a sword lock. No escape from host lunges. Take out your sword, and stab to the skies and hope. Im just a poor tank, i have no skill in this. Because Im new to come, to Grifball. Some little skills, little play. Hit me where the bomb goes, doesnt really matter to me; I'm dead.
Watson, just killed a man, Put a hammer next to his head, Pulled right trigger, now hes dead, Muffin, this game had just begun, But now you've gone and betrayed all the team. SA ooo, I'm so glad to be on this team. If i not back online again tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters.
Teaguey, your time has come, your off to uni soon, giving Giblets all the rights. Hello everybody, I'm back online, but now i've been abused in all the ways. Ticklish ooo, I didn't want you to leave, I sometimes wish we'd never came up with the B-team.
I see a little implosion of a team, Gingerlink, Gingerlink will you come and join us. Hammer hits and bomb scores, all the time killing me. Demolition,demoilition, Demolition, demolition, Demolition Elmo, awsomooooo. But Rick has lots of skills nobody kills him. Rick is a great man from a good Grifball team; spare him this bad connectivity. I am new, to grifball, will you let me win. It's Tudor! no, he will not let you win, let him win. It's Tudor! he wants acheivments, let him win. It's Tudor! he does not give up, let me win! Will not let you win, let me win. Will not let you win, let me win. No,no,no,no,no,no,no. Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let me win. Beelzebub has a hammer put aside for me,for me,for me.
So you think you can bonk me and teabag my eye. So you think you can stab me and leave me to die. Oh Grifball, never give up Grifball. Just gotta keep out, just gotta keep out our eye.
Nothing really matters, Anyone can see, Nothing really matters, nothing really matters to me.
This song was brought to you by Trampy Boy.
[edit] Camper
“Camper”-Parody of Human by the Killers. [7]
I did my best to focus,
When those fools walked in a line,
Up to my camping spot of ownage,
I shot and then they died,
And sometimes I get nervous,
When a ‘nade lands on the floor
Get down here, bloody coward, You camping whore
Are we human, or are we camper? My snipers scoped out, My shotgun’s primed And I’m on my tower Looking for some targets Are we human, or are we camper?
Pay my respects to Dave and Mikey, Send my condolences to Chris, Give my regards to Jimmy and Hellfire, but there’s still one guy that I miss, yeah, so long Jonny Sniper, You taught me everything I know, Wave goodbye, wish me well, Goin’ on lone wolves…
Are we human, or are we camper? My snipers scoped out, My shotgun’s primed And I’m on my tower Looking for some targets Are we human, or are we camper?
Will your K/D be allright? Once I’ve owned your face tonight, There’s no way to stop my camping, Let me know, is your shield still beeping?
Are we human, or are we camper?
My snipers scoped out,
My shotgun’s primed
And I’m on my tower
Looking for some targets
You’ve gotta let me know.
Are we human, or are we camper? My snipers scoped out, My shotgun’s primed And I’m on the tower Looking for targets Are we human, or are we camper?
Are we human, or are we camper? Are we human, or are we camper?
This song was brought to you by The Fishcake.
